Politically corrrect ~ LOL

In these times where political correctness is an everyday noun and the fear
of
being offensive has softened our language to the point of making it nearly
superfluous – this is a refreshing reminder that a sense of humor always
prevails over stupidity…


Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians,
Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "
HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :


1 She is not a "BABE" or a " CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not "EASY" - She is " HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."


3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a " LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."


4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a" PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."


5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE."


6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :


1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a " LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."


2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN."


3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."


4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in " FOLLICLE REGRESSION."


5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "
RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION."


6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's " REAR
CLEAVAGE."