In these times where political correctness is an everyday noun and the fear
of
being offensive has softened our language to the point of making it nearly
superfluous – this is a refreshing reminder that a sense of humor always
prevails over stupidity…
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians,
Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "
HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :
1 She is not a "BABE" or a " CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is " HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a " LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a" PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a " LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in " FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "
RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's " REAR
CLEAVAGE."
Two Years
11 years ago
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